Quote #18355
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
Quote #700
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #14084
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
Quote #3655
Accidents, try to change them-it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #10106
Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it…....
Quote #3028
You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #1639
He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
Quote #2633
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...