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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in...
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You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
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One is never more on trial than in the moment of excessive good fortune.
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Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own...
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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm,...
Quote #3221
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.