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You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in...
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #12838
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
Quote #17911
Love is friendship set on fire.
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The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #17351
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable...