Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
Quote #12969
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
Quote #7416
When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.
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I think of those who were truly great. The names of those who in...
Quote #16730
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Quote #967
I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love....