Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #1293
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #12835
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #20416
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #12394
The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.
Quote #7282
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #12547
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160...
Quote #3620
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Quote #404
We don’t stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop...
Quote #18356
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...