Quote #19314
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Quote #9616
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #1586
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #2635
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
Quote #15421
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #1025
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Quote #4805
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live...
Quote #12832
The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they...
Quote #3938
The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.