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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13711

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Warren Buffett

Quote #11409

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
J. K. Rowling

Quote #21296

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.
Victor Borge

Quote #4731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Bessie A. Stanley

Quote #17694

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Edgar Albert Guest

Quote #13530

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me,...
Augustus Hare

Quote #13964

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Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Anon.

Quote #3309

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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I...
Ralph Kiner

Quote #14839

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
Mark Twain

Quote #1600

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is easier to stay out than get out.
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