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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Sing away sorrow, cast away care.
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You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
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Niccolo Machiavelli

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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...
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