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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
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We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a...
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she...
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Vigorous writing is concise.
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When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
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We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky...