Quote #6111
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #19310
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...
Quote #14318
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Quote #16515
All writers-all people-have their stores of private and family legends which lie like a...
Quote #17115
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #747
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #20677
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #17544
When an idea exclusively occupies the mind, it is transformed into an actual physical...
Quote #14071
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.