Quote #11001
The world is full of fools and he who would not wish to see...
Quote #10987
There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
Quote #7524
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
Quote #7851
You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
Quote #16806
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases ‘revenue...
Quote #16963
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #20940
A good home must be made, not bought.
Quote #7579
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #14223
Let this be an example for the acquisition of all knowledge, virtue, and riches....