Quote #6439
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #6044
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few...
Quote #9062
Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it’s repellent in every...
Quote #19909
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #12235
And that’s the way it is.
Quote #3892
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Quote #19979
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #13426
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #11826
We live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn eternal...
Quote #15916
I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...