Quote #168
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #18542
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #2374
Sadistic excess attempts to reach roughly and by harshness what art reaches by fineness.
Quote #3090
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #10409
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #2868
To realize that prophecy in the people is like fruit in the tree is...
Quote #18919
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #434
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #794
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...