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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
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The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...
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Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we...
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The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
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Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of...
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An act against my will is not my act.