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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #14874
Sometimes the world seemed to come with subtitles, like a foreign film. So help...
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Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same...
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With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #19243
An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
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Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that...
Quote #16233
Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.