Quote #12874
If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who...
Quote #1984
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
Quote #20690
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #12209
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #1754
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #6580
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
Quote #4760
The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
Quote #11978
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #12009
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #7881
People far prefer happiness to wisdom, but that is like wanting to be immortal...