Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #9956
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #8161
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
Quote #2417
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made...
Quote #7241
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...
Quote #5334
The sands are number’d that make up my life.
Quote #4344
No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Quote #5519
Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed...
Quote #11053
It requires more courage to suffer than to die.
Quote #17299
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.