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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13745

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Golda Meir

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As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done...
Tommy Boy

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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Quote #17056

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The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent...
Allan K. Chalmers

Quote #6836

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The grand essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something...
Peter McWilliams

Quote #15591

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake...
Saint Jerome

Quote #14526

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The scars of others should teach us caution.
Matthew Arnold

Quote #10203

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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
Dan Quayle

Quote #21190

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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Erma Bombeck

Quote #11034

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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