Quote #18264
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
Quote #11829
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #12344
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
Quote #4518
There are only three sins – causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The...
Quote #18395
Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #4168
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Quote #13558
Earlier people used to switch on TV’s after getting bored with their routine work....
Quote #13385
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #11819
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.