Quote #9150
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
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There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
Quote #14100
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #11438
You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...
Quote #7893
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it...
Quote #13389
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Quote #8585
If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...
Quote #7130
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.