Quote #10247
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #11921
For myself I am an optimist–it does not seem to be much use being...
Quote #21176
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #20215
If I love you, what business is it of yours
Quote #19853
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #9096
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
Quote #2046
Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
Quote #12053
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Quote #16712
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #12969
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.