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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...
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Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
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We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Quote #11092
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
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As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
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While day by day the overzealous student stores up facts for future use, He...