Quote #16215
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #4540
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
Quote #11962
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Quote #315
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #6010
When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #20181
An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.
Quote #13313
Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers...
Quote #12635
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #4166
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.