Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #8196
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #20792
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
Quote #1628
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #12908
Failing doesn’t make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try...
Quote #10723
I’m not interested in having an orchestra sound like itself. I want it to...
Quote #10879
Go around asking a lot of damfool questions and taking chances. Only through curiosity...
Quote #9965
No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...
Quote #7898
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...
Quote #353
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.