Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #2790
Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails...
Quote #8388
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own...
Quote #11849
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Quote #13935
Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
Quote #7579
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #7517
Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but...
Quote #272
This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from...
Quote #2264
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #16534
The only paradise is paradise lost.