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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Richard Needham

Quote #15996

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You don’t marry one person you marry three . the person you think they...
John Dryden

Quote #2039

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The conscience of a people is their power.
William Safire

Quote #17239

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The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither...
Thomas Alva Edison

Quote #8766

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Swedish Proverb

Quote #6496

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
Eric Hoffer

Quote #6354

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential....
Heinrich Heine

Quote #14071

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Quote #4545

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are three classes of intellects one which comprehends by itself another which appreciates...
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