Quote #7484
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #18422
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #2686
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #10884
It is easy to be popular. It is not easy to be just.
Quote #12995
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start...
Quote #14995
If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...
Quote #305
Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him.
Quote #19868
There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There...
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.