Quote #20979
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
Quote #6447
Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
Quote #3792
It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or...
Quote #1119
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #874
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...
Quote #367
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #15771
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #15328
What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.
Quote #5488
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...