Quote #11087
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
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The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
Quote #13185
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #12615
He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great...
Quote #18208
Run straight ahead, And if anything gets in your way…turn
Quote #2298
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #21382
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
Quote #10832
He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly…
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #10233
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...