Quote #17031
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Quote #16846
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #6326
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Quote #9952
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Quote #4967
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Quote #19371
Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
Quote #7274
The game of life is to come up a winner, to be a success,...
Quote #15770
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #13372
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...