Quote #15637
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #17036
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #4954
To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise...
Quote #9642
Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last.
Quote #19310
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...
Quote #7243
Violence or the threat of violence must never be permitted to influence the actions...
Quote #975
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossile to...
Quote #17604
It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.