Quote #7558
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #14672
I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #19675
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #9962
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #4231
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
Quote #14523
Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church...
Quote #16973
Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.
Quote #8355
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
Quote #11239
It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...