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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
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The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you...
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
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Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
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Now the church is not wood and stone, but the company of people who...
Quote #21692
You see what power is – holding someone else’s fear in your hand and...