Quote #14273
Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
Quote #118
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #11153
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #18598
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #15649
Culture makes all men gentle.
Quote #14247
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #14002
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But...
Quote #11584
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #19743
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
Quote #5760
A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins...