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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
George Herbert

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Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Logan Pearsall Smith

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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
John Kenneth Galbraith

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The salary of the chief executive of the large corporations is not an award...
Earl Wilson

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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
George Smith Patton, Jr.

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Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
James Arthur Baldwin

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To defend one’s self against fear is simply to ensure that one will, one...
P. J. O'Rourke

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Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Dick Cavett

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Edith Sitwell

Quote #17534

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I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
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