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Oscar Levant

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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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All things must change to something new, to something strange.
Maya Angelou

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Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Dixie Lee Ray

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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Anthony D'Angelo

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Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.
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Marie Curie

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Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without...
Danish proverb

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
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