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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
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Health food makes me sick.
Quote #17365
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Quote #15960
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
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Comments are free but facts are sacred.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Don’t offer me advice give me money.
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Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the...
Quote #20986
Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
Quote #190
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...