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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
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Uncle Ben With great power, comes great responsibility.
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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not...
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But respect yourself most of all.
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Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
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Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.