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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
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The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie,...
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I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
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On love I have no respect for anyone who says they’ve given up, or...
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No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
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Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...