Quote #7369
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...
Quote #19970
Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
Quote #12663
The secret of man’s being is not only to live but to have something...
Quote #17583
I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
Quote #19169
You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
Quote #8750
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
Quote #21542
I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a...
Quote #21131
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20028
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.