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After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I...
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #2665
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #18739
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a...
Quote #2281
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #2642
In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.