Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #1975
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Quote #1935
If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the...
Quote #4226
People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their...
Quote #374
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #12411
In politics it is necessary either to betray one’s country of the electorate. I...
Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #1801
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #17232
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #12612
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...