Quote #3835
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #19889
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form...
Quote #10193
Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as...
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #10129
Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to...
Quote #5011
What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme,...
Quote #4271
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #7581
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have...