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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13813

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Rush Hour

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Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...
Alexander Hamilton

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A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national...
Leo Tolstoy

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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Samuel Adams

Quote #9858

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If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the...
W. C. Fields

Quote #12973

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Theodore Roosevelt

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No man is above the law and no man below it.
Arnold Glasgow

Quote #4934

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Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Confucius

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He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.
Thomas Carlyle

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Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but...
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