Quote #327
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #14465
I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best...
Quote #16394
A family, although not a necessity, is the ultimate luxury.
Quote #15815
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #9627
He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #130
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #87
Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which...
Quote #20436
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #8479
Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
Quote #15039
Keep right on to the end of the road.