Quote #9670
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
Quote #3286
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #6641
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #9474
Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the...
Quote #16271
All of us can think of a book… that we hope none of our...
Quote #18741
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Quote #2738
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...
Quote #3073
Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let...