Quote #9636
Liberty is one of the most valuable blessings that Heaven has bestowed upon mankind.
Quote #11218
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #17310
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...
Quote #2484
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...
Quote #11332
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #15389
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Quote #17076
Whatever you want too much you can’t have, so when you really want something,...
Quote #1594
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #13448
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...