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Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work,...
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Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
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Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind.
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The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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There are grammatical errors even in his silence.