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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in...
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Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
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I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
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He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
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Fame is proof that people are gullible.
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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do,...
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John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won’t tell you. In...