Quote #7216
I can take it… The tougher it gets, the cooler I get…
Quote #20568
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #16673
He that can’t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Quote #19055
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Quote #2720
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Quote #2473
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #10526
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire...
Quote #18122
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #6460
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
Quote #6777
The secret of being boring is to say everything.